one of mine is

"HOW HARD IS IT TO PICK CARROT AND BERRIES I'VE BEEN SHOWING YOU HOW FOR THE PAST HOUR"

My roommates laugh at me because of what I say when I play this game, some of them are:

"Where are you going with that fish?"
"Go Fishing! Everyone else is doing it!"
"What happened to my builders? DEAD?! When did that happen?!"
"Who's watching that d*** field?"
"When did you grown up?"
"Don't insult me by doing laundry!"
"If I knew how to kill you, I would, that's how much I hate you!"
"I spared you from being pregnant with that ugo and this is how you repay me?!"
"Fertility tech, my @$$!" (after I tried for 10 minutes to get SOMEONE pregnant!)
"Go ahead, push the boulder, I won't let you eat for a week! and no more love hut for you!"

57 children ... thought I was going to faint when I had 25!

It took you long enough... But because you had triplets I'll forgive you just this once. Next time, watch out!

I would just like to know, what exactly do you have to complain about??

You've got 193174 in food, a good school, 89 other people to share the work, what the HECK do you have to complain about??? Fine, in the ocean w/ you!!!!!!!!! Maybe that'll cool you off a bit....

Have you ever watched the children bum rush the school.... I was kinda scared the first time I saw it... Especially when you have a TON of kids

Hey, he's a nice Master DOCTOR for heaven's sake. Stop running away!

Harvest darn it!!!!

My latest frustration. A master scientist can't learn to harvest crops. Now I remember why I kept her knocked up all the time. And it took her forever to even figure that out.

"Where do you think you're goin, you're a builder not a farmer." (said while the the heavenly hand comes and plucks the offender and stickin them back where they're supposed to be)

"Get back here and eat so you don't die on me, I have more work for you still."(said while playing on hard and tryin to keep the village alive with very little food and waitin for the crops to come in)