One more....

"Gah! You're a Master Scientist! No kissing! ARGH! That's your seventh kid!"

stop studying that cactus and get more tech points!!

In line at the bank, out loud

You're a Master Farmer! Why are you WORRYING ABOUT FOOD!!!!!!!!!! GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't actually shouting, but it was close. I did however convert a new vict... I mean player. I told the lady in line in front of me about Virtual Villagers & where to find it. hehehehe

My husband and kids laugh at me while I play because I'm always talking to my villagers.

Once, I switched to another game/scenario I had going. The crops were full, the food supply was really low, and I had about 5 villagers at the research table! I said, "You morons! You're going to starve to death researching!"

I had about four females fishing and doing great. My Master Farmer who was in her 60's was catching crab after crab. I put one of my male farmers in the water and nothing. Again and again I put him in the water and kept getting him saying, "Nope." I yelled at him, "What kind of "he man" are you? The women are whipping your butt you wimp!"

And then I've said many other things I can't repeat on this forum.

please sto9p the kissing

Hehe, I've got nothing new from what everyone else has posted.

Any of these options are valid for things I've shouted :P

You! Why are you _______
1. sudying the cactus
2. staring at the ruins
3. trying to push that boulder
4. Doing your non-existant laundry

...when you should be ______
1. Researching
2. Farming/foraging
3. Building
4. Healing

Stop running for a second...I have a man for you!!!

here are some i say:
1."oh, no, scientists don't do laundry on my shift."
2."i don't think so,get back to work."
3."you think you need a drink?let's see, didn't think so. get back to work."
4."you want to try pushing the boulder?i don't think so,this is the only rock i want you to deal with,now start chiseling that rock."
5."here complain* to the fish about it"
*or argue,tell a story,teach....etc
6."where did that stupid idiot go now?"
7.(to the GC)" you may be a demi-god,but i'm still in controll here."

when i call my V V a bi*&* or simular words the people next dore think i'm talking about them, or conspiring against them.(druggies go figure)

OK I've only had this game for a day, and already I'm talking like you guys
1. I made you a researcher not a breeder. Quit trying to sleep with all the guys!
2. Get back to that table and get me some more tech points!
3. I gave you a job now go do it!
4. Pick up that dang mushroom or I'll throw you in the lagoon.
5. NO! Do not go in that hut! You need to water that darn field!
6. Get to work you lazy butt!
7. You're a builder not a researcher.

1.No,dangit!Stop tryin' to research and go clear the lagoon!
2.You can sit down AFTER your work is done.
3.They keep foraging till there's no food to forage!
4.'Bout time you died!
5.Get off your butt and work or I'll,I'll,do something horrible!