"YES" *sees rare collectible*
"YES! YES!" *drops kid on it*
"NO!" *kid gets stuck in sticky spot*
"NO! NO!" *kid drops pebble*
"THAT'S IT!" *holds kid over fire*
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA, that's what u get" *shaking kid over fire*
Mom: "Julian, stop screaming at your computer"

lol, that happened once

LOL

(but please, don't hold kid over fire! they didn't do it delibarately and I'm sure they are unhappy of loosing the collectible! and it's cruel! )

To a kid who doesn't like running:

"Ok Gin, we'll try! Take this mushroom and bring it to the bin! You see, it's just near! GO!
Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on... Come on...
YEAH!!!! Now you can dance!!"

TORNADO!!!!!!!!!!

fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish......20x more fish

oh come on FISH!!! don't go at the gong, oh wait, i forgot that i had another effect of the gong, *drags villager into gong* *gong takes food* WHAT????? now you have to fish fish fish again!!!!

Villagers : Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish

Villager 1 : Vegetables!!!!!!

Me : Vegetables your peys!

Laurence, I know, and trust me, if you think thats bad, you haven't seen anything. Holding them over the fire doesn't actually do anything in the game. People deliberately KILL villagers. That I have never done and that is cruel. J2lyk

I know that, Jazzo!! and I don't like it! To kill the villagers that "we" don't like is a too much easy, lazy and casual manner to solve problems!

To Sutai, one of my girl villagers who dislikes running:

What are you doing? Playing tag? The rest of the kids stopped playing tag five minutes ago!

You know, you are seriously too painful to watch.

how do you "kill" villages?

Basically, you have to make a certain stew, but I won't say anymore here. That's a spoiler.

ohhhh, ok

"Yes!! So thats what they mean by a runner!"

in a tribe of 41 i finally got a runner..lol i was soo exicted...


"Triplets on your first try..whoa you really are an elder huh"

After breeding one of my 18yr olds w/ my first elder