Oh my I have never laughed so hard reading these. I've said half of them and I think the one I say the most is:

Don't you dare tell me no! You're going to do this job whether you like it or not.

At this point my hubby just looks at me and says playing with your villagers again?

I also got the Crystal/Evil Twin event and now I have 2 runners and I yell at the evil twin all the time.

Get back here and research like your sister. See your sister doesn't have to run off and worry about food all the time. You shouldn't either.