Finish the house!

I don't care about the rubble. I don't care about the bath. I don't care about the leaves. We can't have kids until the house you've been working on for (checks age of youngest kid) SIX years is finished.

Yeah, sometimes I say "Looking at fishies again? You see those big fishies out there? The ones with the fins? You're going to get a good look at those fishies in a second."

LOL!! My conversation with a certain villager..... ( Yep, I'm just that insane.)

" Coral, If I told you that sharks are swimming around the reef, would you still look at at the fishies? You Would? Well, how about you swim with those dolphins over there?"

" Coral, that was a threat, not an invitation. Now get away before I dangle you over those sharks."

" Are you trying to tick me off, Coral!? Because you just did!"

" So, You figured out the hard way those big fish aren't Dolphins. You better swim faster."

" You really like those fishies, huh? I hope you know a threat when you hear one."

" That's it! You're on the Guiding Hand's Naughty list! Guess who's gonna get coal for Isola day!"

Well the one I say the most is kinda odd. Anyways I have a villager named Tawa on my first one that's not a trial. Anyways I feel like I have a special connection to her and it's because of her name. Anyways I have no clue what it means or if it even has a meaning to it, but I end up saying "Tawa akena"(don't know that if it does if that'd be spelled right, but it'd be pronounced like a key na)

Ok this explains everything. I have a villagers named itchi who dislikes bathing. Thats why he itchy!

"WHAT?! Don't worry about food, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!" /Drops idiotic villager on tree/

"Man Ariya, I don't know what you ate, but you're already back in the bathroom?"

I got one. It was called The Return of Billbi of something close to it. I could ether confront him or watch him. I chose to watch and got 1000 teach points.

First off, I have to say that this thread is HILARIOUS! You guys are great comedians!

"Quit complaining to the beehive River, get back to work!"

"Where did all those kids run off to?! This mushroom is gonna disappear any minute!"

"A little bit lonely? There's three other kids right beside you!"

"Why are you embracing him, he's trying to repair the bath!"

"How is washing your face more important than researching?"

"Washing your face AGAIN?! You just WANT to irritate me don't you?"

(The last three above are dedicated to a villager named Sophia...she just CAN'T seem to do anything.)

"For a Master Scientist, you sure are lazy."

"I wish researching in real life was as easy as going to a dinner table and wagging my arms around for a couple of hours."

"Why do you guys love laundry so much? Almost everyone I know in real life hates it."

"I would hate to live on these guys diet." (Said while eating a cheeseburger, Coke and french fries)