"You WILL train in something! Welfare mother is not a career choice on this island!" (Said to the girl who took over a year to get ANY training in ANY category.)

"Don't tell ME 'No!'"

"Stop doing laundry!"

Training...

Villager: "No" shaking head
Me: "YES!" drag & drop
Villager: "No!" shaking head
Me: "YES!: drag & drop
Villager: "No!" shaking head
Me: "ARGH!!! You can't learn anything!"

I said build,drop again.I get tired of having to put you back on the job that I want finished now not later.

Dang villagers get your rump moving and build.

You are NOT too hungry to do that! Look, the tree is producing, now so can you! WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO PICK MUSHROOMS WHEN THE TREE IS EMPTY?!?! We need a baby!

Can't you see her RUNNING to get the food? She doesn't need your help. Go research like I said!

My most often comment for the game is "Oh for crying out loud, STOP IT!".

You mean to tell me I catch you two "heading indoors" constantly, but when I WANT you to make babies you run away form each other like you've all of a sudden realized they have cooties?

And like the post above.... Learn to build. *drag and drop*
No *shaking head*
Oh, yes you will. *drag and drop*
No. *shaking head*
OH YES YOU WILL! *drag and drop*
*villager starts building*
See? I win! *scrolls around for a second only to find the original villager off somewhere else after a few seconds*
*drag and drop* I said build, darn you!
*villager realizes I mean business and continues building*

Just one more thing, then I will go to bed. Just a few more tech points, get back to that research table. Stop washing your clothes.

"Get away from that honey!!!"

No matter how advanced he is in a different job, he keeps heading back to that stinking bee hive. Here I am trying to conserve (they have enough food for now), but he's a glutton and wont leave it alone.

momlaplant, I have a guy like that. He's the evil twin from that Crystal of Reflections event, and I can't get him away from the honey! I think he likes it because it allows him daydreaming time during his long slow walk back and forth. Throw him in research, building a hut, or even harvesting the (abundant!) mangoes, he punishes me by running off to take a bath or watch the fishies or otherwise... prompting me to scream some other already-mentioned phrase at him xD or worse:

STOP WANDERING!

(because he is sneaky like that -- he moves around the map to random spots where I don't think to look for him!)