Things I've said as I was feeling my way through VV3 the first two times.

Who said you could look at fishies? You can look at them later when you eat it.

I didn't tell you to go eat. Your sister doesn't have to eat and work at the same time.

Why are you washing the baby again?

Why must you children play in the dirt?

Now where did those kids go this time? And just when I have something for them to do.

Stop making babies. We can't support anymore population right now. Just stop it. No you will not embrace. You will go back to work. Darn it. Now I've got one less researcher.

Stop snooping in the alchemy room. Go play in the water with the sharks. That'll entertain you for a while.

Why do you have to have an EVIL twin? I already have a lazy person. You just had to mess with a crystal, didn't you? I mean really. You like learning but come on, what can you learn from a crystal? You should have been rebuilding the bath like I told you to.

Get away from the water if you can't get in it. I mean really. You see the sharks so why would you go over there? The fish aren't that great. You know what's great? WORK!

That's all I can remember right now. The rest aren't appropriate and I can't remember the rest.

These are too cute and soooo familiar.

I keep telling mine that I am gonna start charging them to look at the fishies. I swear, these are the cleanest people in creation. Everytime I turn my back they are bathing or washing clothes.

I am gonna get my gang to start a business. I am gonna put lawn chairs on the reef and charge them to look at the fishies. Then I am gonna get them to make bath stalls and charge for bathing. They will be rich in no time.

I knew I had spent to much time with VV3 when I found myself trying to compose a drum song with the main menu. (each option has a different tone). Blannesamagawa loomajoobamooga!!

love
fineline

--Aha! Cought u looking at the fishies again. Don't 'ha' to me and go get some apples.
--I find u escape to the rain dance three times, and now u're trying to get out of the rain?
--U can't fill your villagers' stomach by pride, stop bossing around and fetch some magic food.
--No, no, we have enough doctors, u'll be a master farmer just like your father did.
--I don't care if u dislike learning, u'll become an esteemed elder, and make your chief proud. Now back to fishing; go, go, go! (and she really did become an esteemed elder a year before she died ;))
There are others, but I'm impatient to go back to game and watch the statue puzzle solved

missy just who told you to get preggers?? bad chiefie

Jibo! What are you doing? You have been working for HOURS on Research and you barely got a fourth of the skill bar filled!! Katauwa, direct this poor villager!

Wiki, your nursing is..oh...let me see..0 MINUTES!!
Put the baby down!!!!

Those are the funny ones.

when chief points our rare collectible

"this red feather better not be my rare collectible of the day!!!"

Do you HAVE to get a drink a water while the other villagers are bathing? Ewww.

What are you kidding? STOP worryimg about food and do some RESEARCH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Worrying about food isn't going to do you any good. What will do you you good is RESEARCH!!!!! We need tech points! Listen to the flying hand in the sky i know whats best for you.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! How many people does it take to bury 1 body? The 10 others heading there can handle it. You know by the time you get there the body will be buried and you are just going to have to turn right back around. If you don't get back to work all of you are going to die! Come on now good. Work= good.