Building is a bad skill for child prodigy - there's so much walking it takes a long time to complete the task, and gain the skill. Research, or medicine after researching medicine level 2, require very little walking, and so are good to aim for when going for a prodigy.

why we they all can live in gamey's snadcastles

Usually Yes to their No. Was trying for child prodigy, kid has last jump to make to master scientist and when he makes it, it is on his 18th birthday. NO child prodigy. I fussed at him for not being fast enough.

"Where the heck is my runner!?"

"I need a kid I need a kid I need a kid!"

"My kids are all old...MAKE BABIES!"

"IMPROVE AT CONSTRUCTION! I NEED BUILDERS TO PUSH THE STATUE!"

"Don't just sit there, RESEARCH!"

And my favorite:
"Po, you won't build and you won't research. You are a waste of food. This is why from now on...you are Poo." *changes Po's name to Poo* "MWUAHAHAHA!"

More to come later, I'll write them down as I play.

Oh, please...the game WAS paused, and now I only have 60 people - and they are all over 50!! Oh look, I guess the fates were kind to me, I just got the barrel of babies event!!!!!

True story!

Oh my I have never laughed so hard reading these. I've said half of them and I think the one I say the most is:

Don't you dare tell me no! You're going to do this job whether you like it or not.

At this point my hubby just looks at me and says playing with your villagers again?

I also got the Crystal/Evil Twin event and now I have 2 runners and I yell at the evil twin all the time.

Get back here and research like your sister. See your sister doesn't have to run off and worry about food all the time. You shouldn't either.

Stop it!!! Ill feed you all to the sharks if you dont start working NOW! LOL

only kids can heal not adults
bringing adults to heal
adults:uh-uh
me:yes
kids:yes-yes-yes
oh why can only kids do it

ouch! feeling lonley? oh here pick the mushroom before mario picks it
kid beats mario and luigi
ouch! feeling lonley? game paused
okay there are now three kids sitting close to you(who like playing tag).

Some things I say are stuff like:

"I am trying to make you a JOAT, yet all you want to do is push the statue when I told you to research!" "RESEARCH!"

"You will be a builder whether you like it or not!"
Mahu says "no"
"YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!"

edit: Oh, I forgot to mention this one.

"Come on! I just go the bean fertilizer event and my fruit trees are blooming, and now all you want to do is pick fruit!"

A few moments later.....

"Why are my fruit trees down to 336, 384, and 344!" "Who is responsible?!"