I tend to say "no u don't.." to everything they do.
"Looking at the fishes,no u're not!"

-If you have to wash the laundry please don't wash it over the baby.
-Complaining? To who? I didn't know, you can complain.*5 secs later* So you have to complain to Frog, and he has to listen. Are you a man or what ?! *mumble* pfft, complaining...
-*Adept parent runs to his boyfriend? to embrace* What the .. ? Aren't you 12 years older than him...with 4 kids...with OTHER things to do !!!???