"Do as I say mortal!"

"If you don't catch a fish right now I'm going to change your name to something really embarrassing!"

"Oh... thats nice. Triplets. For the THIRD time!"

(singing) "Where's a kid where's a kid where's a kid kid kid! Where's a kid where's a kid where's a kid kid kid!"

"The almighty hand in the sky has spoken, you WILL do as it says!"
(villager answers, "No.")
"WELL I SAY YES!!!"

"My goodness how many tries is it going to take you to gain some building skill?"
Villager: No
Me: Yes
Villager: No *goes to wash face*
Me: YES!! *drops villager on hut*
Villager: No
Me: YES!!!
(at this point my parents are looking at me funny, we were watching a movie at the time)
I answer them "What, he wont learn!" *turns back to computer screen*
*your villager has improved at construction*
Me: I HAVE CONQUERED!!


I can't think of any more right now