Ok, I have revised my life as a villager! Here goes:
First, heal people who are sick. Others who want to heal them will get a kick in the shins. That way I will be apprentice healer. Otherwise, play in the dirt, make sandcastles, snoop, play seesaw etc....
Second, I would work into becoming child prodigy as a healer. Once finish with that, jump to farming. That will be nice, swimming in the ocean and diving to get fishies. I will also have several two year long breaks taking care of my children.
Third, work on building. Maybe the statue, or rubble, or blah blah blah. Things are getting slower now. It's time to lay around the fire and sing campfire songs.
Fourth, I would now work in the alchemy lab trying to find eternal middle age. If that's not the case, master research.
Fifth, and finally, I would finish mastering parenting.
Sixth, spend my time in the bath, pretending I'm a 80 year old mermaid.
That's my full revised life as a villager!
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