You know the rules - if you want to date one of MY daughters, you will get to work earning that elder badge! I catch you in the pool one more time and you will spend the rest of your life as a celibate monk, fit only to carry rocks back and forth!

You know, if I didn't have to spend half my day keeping YOU from doing laundry, I might get a little of my OWN done...

And the Mother's Ultimate Threat: "One...two...don't LET me get to three!"