DON'T pick the HONEY! Let it grow!!! You will live, you got 500 food...NOW RESEARCH PITIFUL HUMAN!

"ANOTHER girl??? When can you produce boys when I need them?!"

"Your making sandcastles? Looks more like your just sitting your butt in the sand."


"Ok! Your away from your research I'm about to get very mad and--Oh...you were hiding behind the other scientist."

"Your NOT a chief either? I WANT a child chief!!!! Not a adult...they have work to do."

"I just went to take a quick pee...and YOUR ALL THE WAY OVER AT THE HIVE??! How did you walk so fast? Your the slowest walker!"

I got one ( the village has 165 food)

You guys are worring bout food yet again. The whole village doesnt need to worry. The are 3 problems with worriing, 1. You will not make enough tech points to make more food. 2.you lose precious time to havest more food, and 3. STARVATION ENLESS YOU GET BACK O WORK.
...............10 mins later.......................
OMG, YOU STUPID VILLAGERS, WE HAD ENOUGH FOOD TO FILL ALL 9 OF YOU UP< AND YOU EAT MORE THAT 3/5 OF IT!

I know jumping into water is fun, however the bath is not the place for that type of behavior.

You wear the same thing everyday, whose laundry are you doing?

Quit arguing with yourself Popi, Get back to research!

I tend to say "no u don't.." to everything they do.
"Looking at the fishes,no u're not!"

-If you have to wash the laundry please don't wash it over the baby.
-Complaining? To who? I didn't know, you can complain.*5 secs later* So you have to complain to Frog, and he has to listen. Are you a man or what ?! *mumble* pfft, complaining...
-*Adept parent runs to his boyfriend? to embrace* What the .. ? Aren't you 12 years older than him...with 4 kids...with OTHER things to do !!!???

"Do you seriously need to was your face now? In case you haven't noticed it's pouring rain!!"

"Don't even think of coming out of that ocean unless you're carrying a fish or a crab."

(While one of my villagers were looking at the 'Fishies') ...One fish...two fish...three fish...FOUR FISH THAT YOU SHOULD BE CATCHING AND EATING INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT!!! (This happens when Im REALLY upset at the master farmer who WONT FISH OR DO ANYTHING!!)

CHEIFS STOP DYING AND DIRECT WORK TO THE STATUE OR THE GREAT GODDESS IN THE SKY WILL MAKE ALL THE FARMERS NOT WORK!!! (She wouldnt direct work so I put all of the farmers on research, they became master researchers and...206 food...so much for following out what your going to say...)

BY FAR, one of THE BEST posts.. I had to laugh, mainly because I understand your frustration.