"FOCUS! If you focused on learning your job as much as that bath and doing laundry, you'd be an expert by now."

"Lazy so-and-so!" (even after they finally get started in a skill but are still "untrained", they go off to lay around the fire all the time and I have to keep dragging them back)

"You will NOT say NO to ME!" (After 10+ no's for first training... it still took a few more tries)

Are all these villagers ADHD?

I start them on the statue, as soon as I look away they all leave and go to something else....

And if the Tribal chief's female, I keep her pregnant to increase population since she's usually not doing anything anyway, not until later in the game. She can at least be of some use...though I've found that each skill the chief directs they also learn, so when something requires 3 farmers, or 3 builders, the chief is usually one of them and it works.

You want to look at the fishies so bad go look at them while you CATCH ONE!!!

How about

STOP! Standing around doing nothing and get back to work!

and

WHERE! is a kid when I need one?

Okay, Teena, you took a bath, after researching. You took a bath, after healing that villager. Now you want to go wash your face, while standing in the rain? Why?

Mikel, you stood on that lift, all this time. Now that it's raining, you want to go "worry about food"? I think not!

If you people would stop havesting the honey as soon as it's at 12, you might actually have something. I said leave the honey alone! There's still fruit on that tree. Let the bees work!

Stop looking at the fishies!!! You're working on the Bath, remember?

Well, of course you see something growing there, you JUST PLANTED THAT TREE!!!

You see the mushroom. Good. Now PICK IT UP!!!

Great. You missed that coral THREE TIMES. Now IT'S GONE!!!

You spent all that time drinking rain. Now that I want you to work, you're trying to get out of the rain.

Get back over here and work!!!

The laundry can wait. We need these tech points!

I know there's not much in the food bin. If you'd stop walking around worrying about it, and do some work, we can get more food.

Why do you need a drink of water? You just got through drinking the rain. You're supposed to be helping clear the rubble.

And just where do you think YOU'RE going?

GET BACK TO WORK!!


(Yes, I often talk to my villagers. )

~I know you don't like to run, but at least walk a normal speed!
~If you want to get out the rain, stay in the hut I put you in!
~You're an Adept Builder, don't tell me you can't pick up leaves.

Would U stop harvesting the honey already I had 990 I now I am down to nothing

Stop drinking rain nobody cares how good it tastes lol

10 food, 10 people... that's one piece of food each. Yeah, that's heaps!

Beep Pink and Orange feathers, when I find that drag queen that's running around I'm taking his boa once and for all.

No? Beep why don't I have a Naughty Chair?

Do you villagers have a secret teleportation device?

The TRIBAL CHIEF has spoken! Here is his summary: Work!!!!!!!

How interesting is that one fish that has been going in circles for HALF AN HOUR??????????????

Where is my child whistle?

After returning from a weekend vacation: Why are ALL my women nursing?!?

When the little ones start running, can you also inform us if they have the same father?