This one i said when i just started...

... what kind of wierd game is this, there is a empty gigantic dog bowl with a green eyed tiki dude in it, a place surrounded by turtle shells in ruins, sharks swimming in the ocean, a clam that bites your feet off, a broken catapult (lever) a statue cut in half by something, and two waterfalls falling out of no where, im not going to like this game

about one hour later


i love this game, im never going to stop

LOL forever village!
It takes no long time to become addict to these games!!

i came addicted after i dont no say the first minute then i couldnt get off lol

A few of mine

~ I don't care if you're worried about food, you need to be reasearching! I need those tech points!!

~ Do you really need to wash the laundry NOW while your in the middle of building your hut??

~ U should be working not lookin at the fish

~ How can u clean up after the rain if there is now puddle?!?!

~ Uhm Paka isn't that like your child I mean lady your already 50?!?!? ( I just checked she is having a baby and is really fifty)

If I can remember or just start saying stuff I'll post more

*EDIT* ~ Hello? When I drag you over to the research table you're supposed to research not go back to the center of the village and be lazy people..

Ok here is another one

~ Who can you possiably be complaing to I mean you're only 67

When a kid called Wewe had "Nature is calling", I just thought "ROFLMAO".

Here's Another

~ How are you lonely when the chief is standing right next to you?

"Ooooh Nooooo!! Not this one!! "

As I started a new tribe with a nice runner among my villagers, I couldn't resist to check who is the Chief. And you know what? It's my runner!!!

Poor you laurence. I said something to myself.:
" Oh, you've got the hair of your mum." went to check on something. "What? Where are you?" looks through detail screen. "Nope, nope, hang on a minute" sees one who looks diffrent but has the same parents and is the same age. "You're not her." Maya is her name.

I hate it when my villagers do laundry. So I decided to give them all white clothes. So they got dirty and the villagers actually had something to clean!

Also, for a second my kid seemed to be floating, so I was like, Good Job Super Woman. Now if only you eyes could make people hate the fish...