Why are you looking at the sky you are supposed to be building? Get Back To WORK!!!
Get off my Keyboard so I can see whats happening

~If you want out of the rain, go in the hut and stay there till it stops raining.
~Why are you bathing at the waterfall when there is an actual bath you can use.
~You like sharks and the ocean, why can you not catch any fish?
~What did you do with that crystal!?!?! You have created an evil twin that hates to work or learn........Well, you to can spend time together blowing each other up in the potion lab and testing every single potion!
(seriously was an evil twin, when I first saw him he was 'being sinister')

Silly woman there is a perfectly good hut there for you and the baby to shelter in why use the research lab

I love this thread!! Lol..

"Hello!! You're supposed to direct work, not inspect food!!!"

"Look look shiny shell! But where had all my kids went?!"

"Unsure what to do?? Your goddess had set research as your preference so what do u mean ur unsure??"

"What do you mean no? Go research till you learn something?"

"Why are you sitting by the fireplace? Didnt i just put you at the research table?"

"Dont you dare 'no' me again..."

"'No' your head! Get back here!"

"Dont 'huh' me. You're supposed to in the lab!!"

"Are u sure ur not the evil twin? You're 18 now and yet hadnt gotten ANY skills!!!'

* as you can see, the above few are dedicated to my dumb dumb village rebel who's out to agitate me. unfortunately for him, im equally stubborn. muahahaa...

"Just how many sets of clothes do you have that u have do laundry every 5 mins?"

"There're 20 kids out there and ur feeling lonely??? You must have be Ms Un-popular then..."

"Secretly practicing a dance at a place where kids go answer their nature calls? Eeewwww..."

"Eeeeewww.. You're drinking the very water while Mua is taking a bath and Noco is changing her baby!!"

"Seriously, you were drinking rain just 2 seconds ago and now ur getting out of rain??"

Ok so you don't want to learn to fish or build - you'll just need to resign yourself to the research lab and maybe blow yourself up

"Well, if you can't learn a REAL skill, you'll just have to do as a brood mare."

( . . . 5 minutes later . . . )

"What? NOBODY wants you? NONE of them? Isn't there ANYBODY who'll tap this?"

There is always the elderly... In my tribe, they take anyone...

Not in this tribe . . . maybe it was the tiger-print skirt that turned them off. It'd make me run the other direction, too.

You have a three year old daughter and a five year old son and want to try to ride a SHARK!?!?!?

DON'T say NO to me, GET on with it.

Do as you are told or else