My most recent one:

"Danielle, you better stop shaking your head, or I'll make sure you don't HAVE a head to shake!"

Yep, I'm insane. >:D

Omg! those are all soooo familiar, hi I'm new and Here's what I say to my villagers: 1.Good job Ralo, you're doing good with babies (Ralo walks over to Lemana, a Researcher,) and I'm like NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Don't!!!!! (Too late, Lemana Get's pregnant) GRRRRRRRRRRR 2. Seriously, WHY WERE YOU BORN DISLIKING RUNNING?!?! 3. Just GET BACK TO WORK!!!! YOU DON"T HAVE TO LOOK AT THE FISHIES!!!!!!!!!! 4.Ewww, what's in it with you kids? can't you wait while one kid is done with their 'nature is calling' before you and a bunch of other kids run over there Too?!?!?!?!?! Why do you have to bathe there while people are drinking, doing the laundry and washing their face??????

Okay, this is a conversation between me and my villager Crispin. Yep, I'm outta my mind for them. Me: Well Crispin I'm sorry that your wife got washed out by the tidal wave but I didn't know then. I thought we would get fish. Crispin: well you thought wrong, Me:I'm sorry! Geez Crispin: Bea was my favorite person in the world! A-and you KILLED her!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!! me: be quiet Crispin, you would have done the same thing! Crispin: Some guiding hand ( snort) Me: Ohhh, Crispin, you're in BIG trouble * takes Crispin and drops him in the sharky ocean* Crispin: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! Me: Well Crispin, I'm sorry but you asked for it. but here*Puts Crispin on a female villager, she runs away, puts him on her again, and again again and again. In the process Crispin becomes a Trainee parent. I go away, come back tomorrow and...* Me :Crispin Whoa! You had 11 kids! don't miss Bea so much anymore eh? Crispin: Be quiet. And I walk away. P.S This whole conversation was in French, and I don't speak French so I looked it all up in the translator, Why? Cause I was bored and I always pretended that Crispin only spoke French.

"Okay. You won't build, farm, research, study medicine or have a baby, some one bring me three black orchids," THAT IS SSCCAARRYY !!! (for the villagers at least, unless they dont know what happens after that. Have to admit though, I sometimes do the same thing too.)

-Hey no no no no no no! Ah! Whyd you have to heal him? You're already a master doctor, why don't you let the child do it?

"Oh! A collectable!"
"You made a baby manually again. . ."
"This is not a huge game of hide and seek! Now where are you?"