All right. Here's one. You know you've been playing VV too long when:

You wake up in the morning with red and puffy eyes from staring at your computer screen late into the night. You wonder if it's a sign that you are among the "weakened."

A chance to make friends and family take you to your favourite "food bin".. lol

When all you want to do is party (aka Golden Child)
My mom made it up.

Whenever you see a statue you bow down and say "IM NOT WORTHY!"

You start thinking of real life "Laundry" as a waste of time.

You're hungry, there's nothing in the pantry, and it occurs to you that you need to "Water the crops."

You're doing the daily crossword puzzle and can't seem to figure out that last section. You shake your head and say "uh uh. No." Then you do nothing for a while.

It occurs to you that teenage pregnancy rates might plummet if women really did emerge from the "hut" already with a baby in their arms.

But then it occurs to you that teenage pregnancy rates might explode if women really did get to take the next two years off and just hang out by the fridge and chat with other mommas while everyone else does the cooking, grocery shopping, and laundry.

Then it occurs to you that you just might get pregnant yourself if that were all true.

You hear someone cough in the next room and you drop everything to go heal him.

You get the giggles when someone asks you if you're going inside!!!ROFLMBO!!!!
You feel that life would only be fair if at 75 you could really look exactly the way you did at 18

you've been playing VV too long if:
you walk to a pond and say "I think i just saw a strange fish! o wait, im not a master famer..."

If you seriously consider going into the cave yourself to find out more info!!! If you wanna get the job done sometimes you've just gotta do it yourself!!!!