You might have been playing VV too long if...

You actually believe a 64 year old woman would cheerfully become pregnant!

You believe a 20 year old male would chase after a 70 year old woman!

You begin to think bald kids are kinda cute.

You don't ask a new mother what gender her baby is because you KNOW no one knows until it's two anyway.

You honestly begin to believe that real men do laundry.

I'm sorry, but on behalf of my Honey....I did it girls!!!! I found the one man that seems to enjoy doing laundry and doesn't lose one sock in the process. That earned him the luck of finding a woman that would move 3000 miles for him. So there is a real man (he a mechanic) that can and will do it....Im sorry to say he is already taken though !!! lol

You tell your grandmother to "wait right there" when she complains of her arthritis, then dash off muttering, "Now where's that magic fruit??"

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You stand on top of her when that fails, to cure her

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You randomly complain/give praise/teach to the air/fish/cactus

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You drive straight to the center of your town when you are bored.

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You stare blankly when an adult needs to "use the facilities".

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You are reading this list.

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you trample straight across someone's crops because its the shortest route

run up to people and throw their laundry baskets to the ground and yell at them until they go weed the nearest garden

wander off to push on large rocks repeatedly, instead of doing the job you are paid to do

see a mushroom in the yard and run to get the nearest child to pick it for you instead of picking it yourself

stop burying your dead relatives/friends because you no longer have room in your backyard...

Lol these are so great!!!

You start telling jokes to skeletons that haven't been buried yet

You find yourself adding the 'weakened' ones to your prayers!

You honestly begin to believe that real men do laundry.
My husband does

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Actually, while serving in Iraq, my husband worked with a translater named Tuna

It still doesn't make it acceptable...Imagine sending your little girl "Tuna" to school in America in this day and age...you'd probably get CPS called on you...or she'd go through heck starting at about middle school...kids and teens can be real cruel