Hey look an ONION!
Shaped like a GIRL!
Why this is amazing!
It makes my head whirl!

I'm only just teasing
you my new friend.
I'm glad you have found us,
and want to join in!

Come on you members
of the great SPCV!
Jump in here and join
me on the welcome committee!

If we all welcome,
these brand new friends,
Maybe they'll join us,
and we'll grow again!

So here is MY welcome,
to you Oniongirl!
I hope you will help us
make a better world!