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#29421 - 08/24/06 04:48 AM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Adviser
Registered: 08/21/06
Posts: 76
Loc: Portland, TX
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Thank you...I had some more "conversations" with the villagers in my computer this morning...
5. How 'bout when there's no berries left on the bush, and you've eaten all the ones in the cart, THEN you can WORRY about FOOD! Go forage...now!
6. Hey, your daughter wants to HEAL you, not get you to go indoors! Stop trying to "run"(he's elderly, LOL) away and just sit down!
7. Fine, you want to be anti-social, refuse to work, make every man on Isola run away (figured maybe she could be useful without having to work and be in a crowd), and hoard that stupid black pearl? Seriously? Fine. [she deletes her game and knows that the karmically vengeful South Wind will probably be the first guest on the doorstep when she starts a new one, and no kidding, whattya know...it's so(sniff) cruel, that South Wind!...]
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My Fan Fiction story is "Secrets in the Sand" I'm proud to be a full time Mom!
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#29422 - 08/24/06 10:57 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Registered: 08/19/06
Posts: 88
Loc: BC, Canada
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I most often say:
"No more laundry for you!"
"Stop watering the f*&%@#()* crops and go pick some berries!"
"Where did all the researchers go? They were all at the table when I went to read the new posts on the LDW forum a few minutes ago but now they are all gone."
"Just get pregnant already."
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#29423 - 08/24/06 11:08 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 14
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"I TOLD you to {blank} now just freaking DO IT!!!"
Not really my favorite, but what I say to them most often. Why can't VVs just do what they're told, for I AM THEIR GOD!!!
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#29425 - 08/25/06 07:08 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Newbie
Registered: 08/14/06
Posts: 5
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Things you've said while playing...
"Wow....a man doing laundry, what a concept!" "Stop knocking up Grandma" "Why is it the men won't stick to the job I've given them?" "Unsure what to do? Get a clue dude!" "Worried about housing?!!! Stop knocking up your sisters" "looks like a herd of breeding cows"
Edited by mrsfrugal (08/25/06 07:13 PM)
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#29427 - 08/26/06 05:14 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 56
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Being a retired teacher sort of colors my speech:
"I've taught KINDERGARTNERS more cooperative than you - stop with the "no" already and get to work."
"OK - he's elderly and not much to look at - but he's the only man on the frigging island and all the children are girls. Just hold your nose and do your duty!"
"Enough with the laundry already. I taught fourth grade and I KNOW about the pencil sharpener ploy - same difference!"
"No, you don't NEED to go move the rock right now - it's not going anywhere!"
"Quit your complaining and get back to the table or you'll go for another swim with the fishies!"
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#29428 - 08/26/06 05:37 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 6
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This is so funny! I've said many of those!
"Do NOT tell me NO!" ("no, not you honey, my builder." said to my child.)
"You have been trying to learn for hours now. Just figure it out already!" ("no, not you honey, my farmer." said to my child.)
"Stay at the darned table!!!" ("no, not you hon, my researcher." said to my child.)
"While you're swimming don't you think you could grab a fish?!"
"Come on darn it! You Are a Master Farmer and can see the strange fish, just catch it already."
"The rock hasn't moved since your grandmother's time, leave it alone already!"
"Quit kneeling in that field!!! The kids are peeing in it!" "Oh great, so now you want to go for a swim to wash it off?!"
"What are you staying in that hut so long for? She's left already. Oh that's right, you're male and sleeping now!!! ;-D "
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#29429 - 08/26/06 08:15 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 25
Loc: Alberta, Canada
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1. What the heck?! You're standing right on a mushroom. Pick it up already! 2. What do you mean kids can't swim? I'll toss them into the Lagoon and they'll learn pretty quickly...they didn't. 3. Hey, I thought there was only one 'person' who could walk on water. 4. What do you mean you don't know how to pick berries? You're 6 for God's sake! 5. How many times do I have to show you how to harvest, build, forage etc...arrrrrrggghhh? 6. Why won't you stay at that table and research? Are you a moron or what? 7. I'm sick to death of babysitting you people. If I have to show you one more time what to do I will scream...then I did.
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