Yes, yes, I know that the gong is lovely, it's very beautiful. A work of art. Now STOP ADMIRING IT AND GO CATCH SOME DANG FISH ALREADY! You're a Master Farmer and your village is freaking STARVING!

"Yes, I agree, cooling your feet in the pond is a great way to gain tech points." A few seconds later: "Idiot! I was being sarcastic.!"

Also, I recently said "Eww, don't make babies with your mother!" Wow, that's gross.

"Are you really that sick?" I said that when I had to heal a villager who was sick to times in under a minute.

"Oh no you dont...you have made enough kids today....NOW STOP IT!" And then my dog barks because I am screaming at the computer.

I really gotta stop doing that! After i had 5 celebrations after eachother. (I had 2 gong pieces but still, i also did the herb master quest!>_<)

No! Don't embrace her, she's almost an elder!

I don't care if you're afraid of the ocean, your children are hungry.

I don't care if you're afraid of heights, those coconuts won't pick themselves.

DON'T TELL ME UH-UH!!! I said <insert job here>!

WHERE IS THE BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE SEX DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?

For scientists, you people sure are STUPID!!!! We need points... not cool feet!!!!

Just recently said to my master farmer (after starting a new game due to a _bug_).. trying to get him to harvest crops..
"Where are you Obi Wan? You better NOT be up that freakin tree again!!" LOL

Said to a young villager, just beginning to work.."Don't shake your head at me.. get to building!"

To the villager who just wants to make babies.. " Get off of him, I just got him working!!... HUSSY!"