"QUIT TOUCHING MY COCONUTS!" This is when there are crops in the field that need harvested and everyone keeps leaving to pick coconuts

"Excuse me. Tabu, is it? Yes, well, how do you expect to get past Trainee if you keep going to the pond? You dislike resting, remember?"

I've often exclaimed things like "Stupid SPCV" when I am very angry at a villager and want to do something bad.

"Okay, I think this is the first time that I've been surprised by how fast I have gained tech points."

"Oh, will you puh-lease stay on task??"

Ugh tech points, they take forever!

LOL and I often say "sorry SPCV" when I jostle a little bit one villager!!!

Not in so many words, but when I'm dealing with this one villager that sort of thought runs through my head. (He's the one I asked to "puh-lease" stay on task, too.)

"Trying to pass that laundry off as veggies, huh? Well, better luck next time!"

I joined up on the forum just so I could post these lol.

'Oi! who said you could enjoy the pond? you got crops to harvest'

'dear god could you go through puberty faster please?!'

'just grow up already'

'oi! who said you can dance? theres a collectable over there, i sure didnt say you could dance'

'get over here you 'orrible little man'

'you're a researcher and you hate herbs? why do i get these people? was the tribe on the other side of the island sick of you or something?'

'Theres crops! and fish! why coconuts?!'

'Ok what's in the water? these ladies didnt have babies by themselves you know!'

'where has that kid gone? i gotta get this mushroom NOW!'

- to a farmer just stood there

you're worried about food? come ON you're the farmer! it's not like your out of a food source to harvest ya know >.<'

the rest are kind of unsuitable for this forum

"16 people?? When did that happen??"
"Only one baby... what?"
"Ohh... it's because of the Old Friend event... heh"
I felt so dumb after that!