Wow a mushie ahhhhh nooo its gone, ooohhh whait its grown back must find a kid now.

OK,We've been through this.I put you on building to make you a master builder so you can be an Esteemed Elder.I leave the game,then when I come back,ALL THE WOMEN HAVE BABIES!

"Where are the kids, I see a shiny!"

"Okay, when did YOU get pregnant again and who's the daddy? if I'd wanted you pregnant again I'd have got you pregnant myself"

I didn't actually say those things but I was thinking them.

Me : i think im gunna go to the CR

Villager 1 : look he's gone, lets slack off!

Villager 2 : no!

Me : I'm Back!

Villager 1,2,3,4,5 : oh no! (gets back to fishing)

Me : hmm, weird, all of them walking at the same spot o.O

Thsi hsppaned today..

Me : C'MON YOUR THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE TO DO WHILE I WAIT FOR VV3!!!!!! SO BUY CLOTHES WE HAVE LIKE 300 GRAND TECH POINTS!!!!!!

AWW C'mon now --- you guys STILL don't know how to light the fire?

Unsure of what to do? ... oh you're THINKING -- so why not do it at the RESEARCH TABLE ... here ya go!!! lol

Complaining/arguing to the totem are you? Here, go cool off in the pond (big hand takes charge and plops villager in pond)

Stop kissing and start teaching --- parenting isn't only visiting the "lovely hut" you know!!!!

Get back here kid! GOTCHA! Ok, now pick up the pebble...I said PICK UP THE PEBBLE!! (while trying to land the kid directly on a rare pebble) Ok, now go put it in the hut...good girl.

All of these are in response to one male child, Keli who only seems to do four things: dancing, Jumpy!, Running away, and Trying to reach coconuts. Nothing else, not curious about anything or playing in the narrow...No, nothing else unless I put him on a mushroom or collectible.

"Ok, all that jumping you're doing is making MY legs hurt."

"Kid, you'd fit right in with the band with all the dancing and jumping you're doing....just one question, can you play an instrument?"

"Seriously, stop the jumping already!"

"What are you running away from?! You don't dislike anything so what is it?!"

"Oh, you're back to dancing now?"

"You're too young to get the coconuts so stop it!"

"Are you ADD or something?"

ROFL!

I already had kids like that! It is thoses that like "playing" They every time are dancing and jumpy and they also go often near the diving rock to dance and jump!! I like them a lot!