"IF I SEE YOU UP IN THAT COCONUT TREE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO HURT YOU!"

Yes I DO scream it LOL

Stupid farmers and their stupid coconuts!

What is your problem...do what i told you! but im a little over the edge!

"I just gave you a job, and now you're saying that you're bored. If you're that bored, then do the job I gave you! DUHHH!!!"

Things I keep finding myself saying:

Okay, I hope they have birth control at the hospital.
ENOUGH with the coconuts.
Stay where I put you!
Okay - who kissed who?
I hate pebbles, I hate butterflies, I hate shells and I hate stupid bugs too!
I hope he gets a splinter on his butt for shimmying that tree AGAIN.
IS THE GLITCH PATCH READY YET?
Oh man - it gets boring just watching & waiting for enough tech points to buy level three stuff.

I opened up my game last night when I got home and found several elderly had passed away.

Hubby looked over from his seat and said, "Geez hon, do you have a Jim Jones cult going over there?"

lol they all funny

"ohhhh you BAD boy" ( as I watched three females walk up and kiss him, then he went in the "Love Shack" with all three of them at the same time

Most common remark around here is "Where did all the children go?!" when I spot a mushroom or collectible. Those kids move fast - and sometimes I almost think they're hiding from me!

Haha, I say that: "Why are there no children around when you want them? Rest of the time they're always under your feet" - my children seem to know when I need them and yes, I do believe they hide from me.

oh, and another one is "You will get trained, so you might as well get on with it!"