" I don't care if you are elderly, you're not an elder, now get back to work!"

what are you doing enjoying the pond? your a 14yr old trainee! you havent earned it yet, get back to work!
oh, sure! enjoy that pond while half the villiage is sitting in the hospital sick and your the only doctor in the villiage
sometimes I log into one of my villiages to see a woman in the middle of the ocean and her status says nothing. so i pick her up to put her back in to fish and see that she is holding a baby. What is this? virtual post pardom depression???
there is a stew that can be made that makes everyone, including the adults go to the bathroom. my son put a nursing mother to eat the stew and when she ran over to use the bathroom she kneeled over, (as some of the kids do) but it looks like she is setting the baby down where everyone goes. he told me that the mother put the baby down in the poo when she had to go and asked why she wasent washing the baby when she was done.

no don't die on me... i need babies

explaination... I find myself up the creeek without a paddle.. I let my villiage die off.. and only have 3 male kids. Can men have babies?LOL

"I told you not to eat Koi's stew." This as several nursing mums arrive @ the door of the villiage mid-wife.

I had the same problem with a tribe from VV1 (see Song of Spice) Every one died save a girl of ten and a man in his twenties. They had five daughters when he died and after the mother's death, found a sixth child. I have a Hard tribe now with two girls and I am hoping for a boy.
Hang in there; there are several occurs that would bring a girl to your tribe.
MJ

"Yes! You're finally 18... now let's go and make some babies!!!"

"beetle come on beetle lets see the right beetle.... beetle!!!!!!"

When asked by my father who was watching me play VV2 "why are you dropping the lady on that guy?", I replied, "practicing for when I grow up." (I'm 40 btw lol)

and from my nephew who was watching the game as it was running "Auntie Kim come quick... all the girls are mugging a guy in a track suit". (13 women set to parenting)

LMAO too funny

"DAM! DAM! I said DAM!"

I was getting so very frustrated with my vilalgers leaving the dam to go work on the hut when i needed farming, not more babies. Unfortunately my children thought I was yelling curse words at the computer. Perhaps it had a double meaning!

I've said many many times... how can you do laundry... you only have 1 outfit!!!