Get away from your mother you pervert! (One of my males always chased his own mother first when he was put in parenting mode. YUCK!)

omg patroy.the same happened to me.i was very disgusted when one of my mothers had her baby with her father .EWWWW.lol.

"hurry up and have a baby,i gotta go!"

Okay, that does it! Into the slimey ocean you go!!!!

Don't you "no" me. You'll be a scientist if I say you'll be a scientist.

(Upon opening the game and finding that they let the fire burn out) "At least half of you know how to start a fire? Do I always have to be here to point out the obvious?"

In VV1

No, you can swim and tell jokes and relax and excercise while I'm at school... FIX THE DARN TEMPLE ALREADY!!

Okay, come on. One more baby before you get too old.

::30 seconds later::
I said one more baby! Not triplets!!

lol.funny rayhne.:)

Hello, long time VV player first time forum poster (LTVVPFTFP)

Funniest things I've ever said to my villagers?

"D****t [insert villager name here], focus! Focus!"
"What are you, high? You don't need berries to swim!"
"Oh for crying out--get out of the lagoon and finish building the freaking dam already! It's been THREE DAYS!!!!"

(I say this when I see a bunch of children near the mosaic) "Oh, let's be lonely together, huh?"

You like the pond, don't you?

If you keep on jumping off that stupid rock, I'll catch you before you go to the pond!

The mosaic is very admirable, I know.

Fish, ok? Get a stick, drop it in the water, and get a fish.

You shouldn't drink, cool your feet, and wash babies in the same water.